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'Tueday was a day that was meant to shine the light upon our most celebrated ladies of reputation and renown. The View, that program so beloved, had called upon the most illustrious actresses of our time to share in joyous discourse.
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Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, and Margot Robbie did grace the show with spirits bright, eagerly taking to the seats of honor as befitted their fame. But alas, discord was soon to erupt and stir unrest among the gallery.
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For as the hour of the program's start drew nigh, there came amongst the press of people at the entrance one calling herself Duchess. "Megan" was her name, formerly known as Meghan Markle, who demanded with shrill insistence to join the circle of stars.
"I am royalty!" she declared to the guards tasked with order. "Your lowly positions mean nothing to my status - let me pass at once to sit with those whose talents outshine your own." But the protectors would not be swayed, directing her rightly to find place in the crowd.
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Here the troubles began in earnest, for Portman noted the disruption with keen eye. "Woman, the time is ours," she spoke with calm but cutting tone. "Your demand disrupts the flow of mirth we aim to bring our audience. Pray, take your leave to the back before ill will grows."
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Witherspoon and Robbie echoed her sentiment, stating facts blunt: "Duchess" brings no fame to compare, having gained her position by another's name. Her time in the spotlight's passed, the world seeks worthier fare. At this Megan's face grew red with bellowing rage, though security ushered her hence with patience and care.
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The show continued as planned, delighting all, but distraction was not yet at its end. For lo, with megaphone in hand, Megan returned with shouts both loud and strident, claiming rightful place above the trio so defiant. Then came Witherspoon with quip so ready: "Your moment's done, your graces now all empty. Be gone, and let the true talents have their day!"
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With cheers the crowd the actresses did favor, as the Duchess beat a shamed retreat once more. Order returned, and the program ran its full measure, cementing further the greatness of Portman, Witherspoon and Robbie's measured treasure. Though the conflict ended well this tide, one doubts if this will mark the last of Megan's struggles for limelight so wide. Only time will show if peace will now remain, or if further theatrics her entitlement maintain!
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