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It has come to mine ears that great tensions have arisen betwixt our Royals of late. As you mayest know, Prince Harry and his lady Megan did take leave of their noble duties and remove themselves to the fair lands of California across the sea. But now it seemeth more strife mayest be upon us.
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According to trusted sources within our Queens court at Buckingham, before her passing our good Queen did leave a secret decree instructing her loyal knights at MI5 to bring actions 'gainst the Lady Megan. The Queen bade they pursue theft charges if any wrongdoing be found.
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Whyfor such harsh words from our benevolent Queen? Let me relate the tale that led to this pass. Ever since Harry and Megan didst sit for an interview with the Lady Oprah, where accusations of foul racism and mistreatment were levied at our Royals, naught but illwill hath filled the halls of the palace. Our family denied the claims, yet still the couple speak out freely 'gainst tradition from afar.
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Late this year, fuel was added to the fire when Megan did pen a book for children based upon her life with Harry and young Archie. Many saw this as attempt to profit unduly from her stolen title. Word hath it the Queen grew wroth with their Criticisms and commercial endeavors, especially so soon after their departure.
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In privy audience before passing, the Queen did confess to her knight a desire to see justice for Megan's alleged misdeeds. And now a grievous accusation:
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that MI5 hath discovered thousands from Royal accounts was spent by Megan on goods of leisure and for her enhancement, both before and after wedding, all without leave nor duty. Worse still, 'tis said Harry may have had knowledge of these unlawful acts!
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If proven sith, this would amount to theft through guileful deceit. No wonder our dear Queen wanted charges if any proof be found. MI5 gather evidence, though Megan and Harry deny all. But the Queen bade justice be served, and served it shall be if crimes appear true. What fate then for our wayward Royals? Only time will tell how this epic tale of betrayal and greed plays out. I shall keep mine eyes and ears open for further news from Court.
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